Who's The Boss?

If the children were in control, this is how our lives would be:

• We'd be late getting up during the week, but we would get up before the crack of dawn on the weekends
• We'd feed them an endless supply of treats and yummies hoping that tomorrow would be better
• We'd cook Kraft dinner and hot dogs every night for dinner
• Tucking the children into bed would take hours. We would go to sleep before the twins would
• We would be expert trackers of toys, particularly all blankies and bears
• We would never watch TV again because it would be on the Treehouse channel during the day, and we'd drop from exhaustion at night

Oh, wait...that is our life!