For Sale : Twins

Twin girls ages 3. 98cm and 34lbs. Light brown hair and blue eyes. Perfect working condition, except for wonky eyes (glasses will be provided). Between 7am-5pm, the twins are happy, charming, sweet, considerate, affectionate, and delightful. Between 5pm-10pm, they morph into stubborn, bossy, wilful, tyrannical dictators. Expect food lovingly prepared that remains unconsumed, routines that must be followed precisely (or fits will ensue), and never-ending "good nights".

Blue Bear, Pink Bear, Big Bird, Brown Bear, and a week's supply of fluffs will be provided. No returns or refunds will be accepted for the first 15 years. Not sold individually.