Sarah was sick, and was lying down on the couch watching TV. I walked by and she said, "I need coffee and doughnut". I laughed. What a funny baby I have!
I picked her up and said, "You need a coffee and a doughnut? You're silly! Babies can't have coffee. Maybe some juice would be better. Would you like to go to Timmy's and get a doughnut and juice?". Before I could say anything else, Sarah threw up. All over me.
As I raced to the washroom, I told Sarah that she should warn me before she throws up, and that she should try to throw up in the toilet. Sarah looked at me and said, "I say I need COUGH in TOILET!".
She had warned me...and then I had prattled on about coffee and doughnuts. The baby thinks that I am an idiot. I think that she needs to enunciate!