Sarah was sick, and was lying down on the couch watching TV. I walked by and she said, "I need coffee and doughnut". I laughed. What a funny baby I have!
I picked her up and said, "You need a coffee and a doughnut? You're silly! Babies can't have coffee. Maybe some juice would be better. Would you like to go to Timmy's and get a doughnut and juice?". Before I could say anything else, Sarah threw up. All over me.
As I raced to the washroom, I told Sarah that she should warn me before she throws up, and that she should try to throw up in the toilet. Sarah looked at me and said, "I say I need COUGH in TOILET!".
Oh.
She had warned me...and then I had prattled on about coffee and doughnuts. The baby thinks that I am an idiot. I think that she needs to enunciate!
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Ease up on your 2 year old...enunciation will come...she is super smart to be saying she needs to cough in toilet to begin with, my 2 year old just would have threw up on me with no warning, no apology, and certainly no enunciation...lol...I so love your stories...
Ease up?! The intention to communicate was there...but, as the saying goes, "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions". I live with mumblers. Sarah is my last hope...and it's not looking so good!
Very funny - I like what you write. I'm always happiest to hear about people who are at least slightly losing the battle - makes me feel more at home!
I do try my best...mostly without any success. But I have good intentions...!
Oh god that is funny and gross all at the same time!! As long as she didn't get you in the face!!
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